An exercise in the inane.

I have a lot of questions, many of them probably shouldn't be answered.

Could you identify an anorexic in Ethiopia? Could you identify an Ethiopian in LA?

If women only care about money, and men only care about looks, why doesn't anyone like Paris Hilton?

If two wrongs don't make a right, would three do the trick?

Does experience trump wisdom? Or is my level 12 Cleric an isolated case?

Is it ok to cheat on your taxes if you are having an affair with your accountant?

Can you be sarcastic about being sardonic? Would that be considered ironic?

Is it ok to racially profile a racist? If so, does it matter if he is gay? Would it then be considered a hate crime?

If "Washington (D.C.) is a Hollywood for ugly people. (And) Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded" what does that mean for Fred Thompson?