Happy Birthday Big Sexy "Bob"

I am not sure why my name is in quotes, perhaps because it isn't a proper name like Big Sexy.

This cake serves as my sole birthday present from my mother, father and little brother. The sticker indicated the original price to be $12.87, however that number is crossed out and to the side discount is hand written.

I should be grateful regardless of the amount spent, although I do hope the cake cost more than a McDonald's value meal - or at the very least, I hope it wasn't scavenged from the dumpster.