I am glad she didn't, too.

Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty (and my birthright) in the following conversation.


Mom: You won't believe what happened last weekend?

Me: What?

Mom: Sarah (her sister, my aunt) was going to call the police on Timmy and Chris (Sarah's sons.)

Me: Why?

Mom: They wouldn't share a line of coke with her.

Me: very uncomfortable pause

Mom: But I talked her out of it. What was she going to tell the police, "my sons won't share their cocaine with me."

Me: even more uncomfortable pause

Mom: I am so glad that I didn't do drugs with my children.

Me: most uncomfortable pause ever